
Out Of Lighter Fluid For The Grill? Cat Meme
Out of lighter fluid for the grill? – use gasoline!
Out Of Lighter Fluid For The Grill? Cat Meme

Out of lighter fluid for the grill? – use gasoline!

Police interrogation for a crime you committed? – you can talk your way out of it, just improvise!

Reddit down? – use google+

Reddit was down – can still chase my tail to amuse myself at the office

Said happy birthday – before it was cool

Sorry – you do not have enough tokens to DJ

Steve jobs resigns – I kill myself

There are 2 kinds of people who snore – I hat both of them

Thought I found an assload of quarters – chuck e cheese tokens
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Tomatoes are made of silicon, carbon and potassium – sick