
Want To Hear A Joke About Cat Meme
Want to hear a joke about nitric oxide? – no
Want To Hear A Joke About Cat Meme

Want to hear a joke about nitric oxide? – no

Want to show your GF something new? – ctrl shift P

I want you to schmooze the Japanese businessmen – be sure to give them as many dissected organs as the want – spare no expense

If I work hard enough at my middle management job – someday I’ll be 1% cat

I’m moving to New York City – you’ve probably never heard of it

Interior crocodile alligator – I drive a Chevrolet movie theater

Iran? – oh, you mean Persia

Is it 5pm yet?

I’ve got a great idea for a twitter competition – #qantasluxury win a pair of pajamas!!

Just thought of a terrible pun? – go on, tell it to that new acquaintance.