
Out Of Detergent? Cat Meme
Out of detergent? – mix ammonia and bleach
Out Of Detergent? Cat Meme

Out of detergent? – mix ammonia and bleach

Pastafarianism? – too mainstream

Pens are too mainstream- I use a quill

Pigeons can count? apes calculate odds? – how droll.

Pink nose, bloodshot ears, obsessive face cleaning – Jenkins is on the nip

Putting the cat – in moscato

Realize you forgot to buy birthday present on the way to her place? – don’t worry theres always next year

Religion is the – catnip of the proletariat

So it’s your birthday? – come to my office, we’ll celebrate with yarn and catnip!

So you want to learn about the pH scale? – don’t worry, it’s pretty basic stuff