Crush invites you to party. Count people invited. Compare to the number of friends. 600 friends, 50 people invited – feel awesome as fuck
Does your bumhole have winnets on it? – you must be Emmy.
Down with the – impurrialism!
E-reader? – no, I only read hieroglyphics. I wrote a blog about, but its only available on papyrus
Fa La La La La La La La – No
Fine then
Get out of bed to get ready – check bathroom mirror for serial killer
Gets stuck in the blinds – don’t mind me; I’m just checking the weather!
Getting this group to work together – is like hearding a bunch of cats
Have a sore throat? – swallow every 3 seconds to make sure its still there