
My Favourite Food? Cat Meme
My Favourite Food? Molybdenum, uranium and selenium – mouse
My Favourite Food? Cat Meme

My Favourite Food? Molybdenum, uranium and selenium – mouse

My vestigial claw – controls the means of production

Need opinions on incestual relationship? – ask 4chan

No amount of cheezburgers – can satisfy the hungry masses

{Staring out fish} uh…fish can’t blink – now you tell me… now my eyeballs are all

A boy who looks like Conor Oberst wants to date me – I can pretend he is Conor Oberst

A cation walks into a bar and orders a drink and the bartender ask “are your sure?” – I’m pawsitive

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage – “no thanks, I’m travelling light”

Cats & your legs have phosphorus, uranium, disulfur and tyyrium. – pussy

Come on guys, – dont be pussies