
Alarmclock? Cat Meme
Alarmclock? – stupid timers!
Alarmclock? Cat Meme

Alarmclock? – stupid timers!

Anyone know any sodium jokes? – Na

Arts and crafts time – sniff glue until mom picks you up

Astaga.. – seksi bener

Bruce Lee – even his cat could defeat Chuck Norris

Burned at 6 mins in the tanning bed? – good. lets put you in for 12

Butterflies? – I get a complete harlem shake in my stomach when I see you.

Can’t afford it? – get another credit card

Catnip – that shit will fuck you up

Celebrating your birthday on the day you were born? So mainstream – I celebrate the day I was conceived.