
Merry F’n Christmas Presents Cat Meme
Merry f’n Christmas – presents I can’t open ribbons I can’t play with a tree I can’t climb
Merry F’n Christmas Presents Cat Meme

Merry f’n Christmas – presents I can’t open ribbons I can’t play with a tree I can’t climb

Nascar too mainstream – I prefer Indycar

No woman will sleep with me – I have a barbed penis

Oh god – I am not good with computer

Oh god bath time

Ran out of coke? – why not try meth

See girl stripping through her window – don’t watch

So this is UTPA? – I have found cat heaven.

Spider bite? – piss on it to disinfect

Store doesn’t accept Pokemon coins – pull out a gun