
According To My Calculations… Cat Meme
According to my calculations… – timesheets are due today!
According To My Calculations… Cat Meme

According to my calculations… – timesheets are due today!

Angela, book me a flight for next months conference ASAP – I prefer a seat in the reeeeaaarrr of the airplane

Are you sure you’re a cation? – I’m pawsitive

Bad headache? – jump off a bridge

Complete your timesheet – or I will lie on your keyboard

Dissenting cat – is dissenting

Does this kitty – have to choke a bitch?!

Don’t have enough money to pay your bills? – don’t pay them! they’ll eventually stop coming.

Don’t shit where you eat – shit in a box four feet away from where you eat

Don’t think “Meme” – no, my proletariat comrade, think “Us Us!”