Susan, call and cancel all my appointments – cleaning lady left the vacuum cleaner in my office and I am not coming out from under my desk until that sh*t is gone!
Take umbrella from my car – you can quote me on that
There’s no place to sit, there’s no room to stand – and I can’t hear a dang word anyone is saying
These exams – I fucking hate them.
They said the job would be easy – you gotta be kitten me
This is an unauthorized and inappropriate use of my image – I’m calling legal.
Whats going on in this thr… – O lord
We did some experiments – it was welshite
Weekend: – it can never come soon enough
We’re not working late anymore – that’s when the lady with the vacuum cleaner comes