Summary of physical chemistry – everything you learned in general chemistry was wrong. Here’s three pages of multivariant calculus to prove it.
Surprise!!! happy birthday sir!!.. – Runs out the building, doesn’t return for 4 days.
Sweet mother of God – I sense the caveman is near
The sweater joke – has grown stale.
There’s no place to sit, there’s no room to stand – and I can’t hear a dang word anyone is saying
3 people unfriended me – good
Awake on the job? – company policy requires napping.
Beryllium, a metaloid? – dont be silly
Boy – I say God damn
Chemistry jokes can be – sodium funny