
Tell Me Again Cat Meme
Tell me again – why we ran out of treats
Tell Me Again Cat Meme

Tell me again – why we ran out of treats

The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty – the chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state.

Tim, I’m going to need you to train the records department on Oracle

Sorry I’ve been having trouble responding to your calls – perhaps you could rub your fingers and click your tongue

Stahp

The meeting is at 10 O’clock – meow

This elevator is way to small – I’m getting clawstrophobic

Tuesday? I hate the tuesdays

Two atoms are walking down the street. The first says, “I lost electron.” The second says “are you sure?” – the first responds, “I’m positive.”

Wanna hear a potassium joke? K