My cat is sad because there’s a parrot on our kitchen & I told him he’s the only cat who isn’t allowed to look at it.
My cat is sad because two of my other cats have lost their jobs and been reduced to dealing drugs in our kitchen.
My cat is sat because he’s remembering a time long ago when he still had friends & didn’t have to play twister alone.
Nao consegue fazer a gatinha falar com vc? – diga que vc e gay
Need to get out of the office more often? – take up smoking!
Need to settle an upset stomach? – try the caf!
O cerebro diz nao – siga seu coracao
OAB and OAG futures are trending down – investing your karma in cat pictures is usually a safe bet though
Oh found a penny! – no wait I lost it
Oh, good you’re sending it back – I’ll get the tape