Presenting to top board members about your amazing discovery which could earn company billions! – sniffs everybodies feet for no reason then naps in corner
Rode pirates of the Caribbean ride – before the movie
We Need To Have A Talk Meow Cat Meme
Went to work in birthday suit – I win dare
What did the carbon atom say to the gold atom? – Au!
What do u get when u mix helium, yttrium, selenium, xenon, lanthanum, and dysprosium? – u get “hey! sexe lady!”
What happens when you put a sweater on a cat
What the fuck was that! – I swear I just saws a red dot
Where are – my bagels
Who the hells idea was it to put me in this stupid meme – you’re all fired