
Why The Fuck Are You Wearing Cat Meme
Why the fuck – are you wearing jorts
Why The Fuck Are You Wearing Cat Meme

Why the fuck – are you wearing jorts

When I presented my PhD dissertation I filled the room with helium – needless to say they all spoke very highly of my work

Why am I wearing a tie? – because fuck you, thats why

Why are chemistry jokes so funny? – because theyre elementary

Why did carbon marry hydrogen? – they bonded well from the minute they met

Why did hipster burn his tongue? – he drank his coffee before it was cool

Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber? – to reduce his carbon footprint

A smart business cat – knows how to delegate

Are you full of beryllium gold and titanium?? – because you’re be-au-ti-full

Boring party? – piss in the salad