The first employee to get that red dot will be rewarded with – an all expenses paid trip to see maru and a life time supply of fancy feast
The goal of catmunism – is upvotes fur everyone!
The meanz of cheezburger production – should belong to the kittehs
The time to crush those capitalistic dogs – is meow
During interview – frequently employ catchphrase, “That’s what she said!”
Fix economy – with cat nep
Four legs good – two legs scratch behind my ears
Happy Birthday I threw up in your shoe
Heated up leftover fish in microwave – good work
He’s ignoring you? – fake a tragedy to get his attention.