This job requires you to tie your hair back in a professional manner – fortunately, I’ve hidden a bunch of hair ties under the fridge for you.
Tried out my noble gas jokes last night – no reaction from the crowd
Ukushu Khrystyna just adopted me and she bought a swimming pool – oh god no…
Wanna hear a joke about sodium hypobromite?? – NaBrO
We are going to DP this all legal
9 Lives? – that’s how many I took this morning.
Argon doesn’t react.
Became a chemistry professor – just so he can blow stuff up in front of his students.
Birthday there was a happy, but I ate it.
Can silicon bond with nitrogen? – of course not. That would be a sin