Gentlemen the internal audit came back with a few discrepancies – am I the only one chasing coattails around here?
Gilbert Gottfried fired? – like anyone looks to an animal fro business advice, anyway
Have you ever heard of Yttrium? yeah… – Y?
Hello kitty? – more like hell-no kitty.
Hope your day – is adequate
Hungover at work?! – Meowtrageous!
I had a brand new beaker once. It’s gone beyond recall. – For all the glass and pieces are embedded in the wall.
I hate everything – give me karma
I sat in a sink once – I’ve not been the same since
If I had a choice between DNA and RNA, I’d choose RNA – Because it has U in it.