
Happy Birthday Shitface Cat Meme
Happy birthday shitface
Happy Birthday Shitface Cat Meme

Happy birthday shitface

How about no

HR wanted to vet all the candidates – I warned them all to stay home

I cleared out my inbox today – now I can sleep in it

I hate chemistry puns – they are so boron.

I like that tie you are wearing – can I play with it?

I saw that on reddit – 3 days ago

I tell her she’s great, like her statuses, buy her gifts, help her with stuff, give her hugs – why doesn’t she love me?!

I would buy more jokes – but I californium

I’M going to lay down some deadlines – and some dead mice