I have declared war on happiness – …and fun and good times and sunny days and warm soup on a cold day and puppies and love and……
I knew about that event – before it was on B-line
I liked silent movies – before they had sound
I watch porn – for the storyline
Jenkins, it’s not that I don’t like your ideas, – you just rub me the wrong way!
Knew about Joseph Kony – before eh was on Reddit
LTR girl gets dumped? – ask her to marry you the next week!
Maybe if I don’t move… – they won’t notice
Maybe people will finally understand that I am not grumpy – people believe lies
My cat is sad because it’s world cat day today so my other cats are partying, but he is too shy & awkward to join in