
Want Lunch? I Won’t Like any Cat Meme
Want lunch? – I won’t like any of your suggestions
Want Lunch? I Won’t Like any Cat Meme

Want lunch? – I won’t like any of your suggestions

Want more friends? – whistle in public

Want to get rich? – go to the casino!

We can all haz cheezburger – if unitez

A neutron walks into a bar and order a few drink. When asking the bartender how much he owes… – the bartender replies, “for you, no charge!!!”

Aeroflot – human trafficking since 1964

Allergic to cats? – buy 20, develop immunity

Be sure to bring your laser pointer to the powerpoint meeting – I’ll need something fun to do

Bei des führers – rechter klaue!

Cats are composed of iron, lithium and neon – FeLine