
What Did The Neutron Say Cat Meme
What did the neutron say to the proton? – you’re always trying to one-up me
What Did The Neutron Say Cat Meme

What did the neutron say to the proton? – you’re always trying to one-up me

What did the scientists use to make guacamole? – Avogadro’s

What did the subatomic particle say to the deck? – quark

What do Josh’s wife and liquid helium have in common? – they’re both cold as hell and really fucking expensive!

What do oxidizing agents and revealing tops have in common? – cleavage

What do you call a stupid chemist? – boron

What do you call a wheel made of iron? – a ferrous wheel

Boyfriend won’t just have a normal conversation with me

Carbon? – whore

Computer backup? – I had backups when I was an English major