
Invisible Measuring Tape Cat Meme
Invisible measuring tape.

Invisible measuring tape.

I’m gonna grow up and be a giant dickhead – just like every other cat.

I’m glad that I’m on TV – now the nation knows that I hate them.

I’m allergic to cats – Good

I so don’t get jealous – vomits in dog’s bed.

I had the Christmas spirit – exorcised.

I don’t have nightmares… – I create them.

I don’t always shower… – but when I do, I make sure I look my best

Go ahead, have a seat over there – is there anything you’d like to tell me about….What is that in your hand? I want it.

Eski-no