Clearly Cat Meme
Clearly – this was a suicide

The litter tray is empty again – someone is stealing my poop

Don’t chase the laser, Carl – it’s what the humans want

They said I could be anything – so I became a cupcake

Do you wanna know – how I got these scars?

Day 37 – they still do not suspect I am a mere cat.

Can we just write the pizza guy a check? – and someplace called “Narnia”…

So you bought wiskas..- I’m supposed to eat that crap..

Cocaine – so much cocaine.

I cannot brain today – I has the dumb