
If You Put That Inflatable Cat Meme
If you put that inflatable unicorn horn on me – I will scratch your eyes out
If You Put That Inflatable Cat Meme

If you put that inflatable unicorn horn on me – I will scratch your eyes out

I’m getting real tired – of your shit

I’m moving to Lesotho – you’ve probably never heard of it

I’m not Stalin – I’m fucking Peter.

In Soviet Russia – tax cuts pay for themselves

Is your atomic mass 17? – because you’re a H0

Lenin cat – vi sta giudicando in silenzio

Mainstream? – lamestream

Memes are too mainstream – I only stupids comics to post on Facebook

My real name is tartar sauce – why the fuck do you think I’m always grumpy?