
The Bartender Says Cat Meme
The bartender says: ‘We don’t serve faster than light neutrinos here’ – a neutrino works in to a bar
The Bartender Says Cat Meme

The bartender says: ‘We don’t serve faster than light neutrinos here’ – a neutrino works in to a bar

The keys to success – are shiny, jingly and irresistible.

The name’s bond. Ionic bond – taken, not shared.

A scientist tried to make a certain product by mixing an alkene with HBR but instead mad an unstable carbocation – shift happens.

Are you full of beryllium gold and titanium – because you are be-au-ti-full

Because fuck you

Diffraction gratings – are so groovy

Do you have 11 protons – because you are sodium fine

Dubstep titration – drop the base

First law of thermodynamics – you do not talk about thermodynamics