
Please Keep Personal Cat Meme
Please keep personal items tasteful
Please Keep Personal Cat Meme

Please keep personal items tasteful

Please remove all food from the refrigerator on Friday so that it can be cleaned over the weekend

Please – turn in your badge at the front desk

# 1 rule of office parties – no fuckin balloons

Casual Friday – you may take your naps tummy-up.

Chemistry puns? – I’m in my element

Falls down corporate ladder – lands on feet

Folks, I’ve called you all in here for our quarterly trust exercises – start rubbing my belly until I fall asleep.

Gold? – Au yeeeaaaah!

Have a happy new year! – No.