Want to make a PSA about a serious topic? – use bright colors, script typography and comic sans
We’re having sound issues? – have you nibbled on the red wires?
What do you call it when sodium attacks chloride – assault
Who you callin a pussy? – bitch
Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? – to get to the same side
Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?
Why is it only Thursday???
Why is razZ allowed to be nawty?? – cos he iz so totally awesums!
Why is skrillex so good at titration? – because he knows how to drop the base
Why is the rabble yelling outside our building? – let them eat catnip!