
During Interview Complain Cat Meme
During interview – complain about your current boss
During Interview Complain Cat Meme

During interview – complain about your current boss

Employee asleep in presentation – sleep on face

First date – wear my you looked better on-line T shirt.

Fuck you – and your opinions

Goes to China for a business trip – me hao

Having a hard time keeping that extra wight off? – maybe think about using crystal meth

Helium walks into a bar and the bartender says: sorry, we don’t serve noble gases here.” – … the helium doesn’t react

Hipsters – ruined kafka for me

House being broken in to? – just yell “like a good neighbor, state farm is there!”

How I’m woken up every morning