My cat is sad because he bought a fleetwood Mac t-shirt but his younger friend just said “who are they?” & sat on it.
My cat is sad because he must go now – his people need him
My cat is sad because he once puked near a snail & worries that some of the puke might have splashed the snail’s face
My cat is sad because he’e remembering a time long ago when he still had friends & didn’t have to play twister alone
A nice old man – why don’t you take his candy?
Alpha 1.0.17_04 – I played Minecraft before it was cool
Babysit sisters kids – invite pedobear to help
Babysitting… – not what Fred had in mind.
Birthdays? – are for attention whores
Boss is coming? – meow’s my time to shine