Cat Truth: “sleeping in perfect circle”.
Experts say: sleeping in a circle conserves body heat.
The truth: time is cyclical, and nobody understands this better than cats. When your cat sleeps in a circle, it’s a sign that this world is ending and giving way to a greater, more terrifying universe.
Cat Truth: “Staring Off Into Space, Wide-Eyed
Experts say: cats have keen sense, and the smallest movement will catch their attention. They probably saw a bug or a speck of dust.
The truth: Evil, skinless demons have crossed into this realm, and only your cat can see them. Run.
Cat truth: The Hug n Bite.
Experts Say: Wrestling and biting is a normal part of play for cats.
The truth: With ts keen senses, your cat has noticed that the government-implanted tracker in your wrist is about to self-destruct and kill you. It must be removed immediately. Try to relax, your cat is attempting to save your life.
Cat vs salad tongs
Donuts? – I hate donuts
Fuck you – gluten allergy
Furniture is scary. Just ask the cat
Gets 30 hours of sexual harassment training – for laying on a coworker’s lap
Got uni work to do? – play starcraft
Guys!! I kept my cell phone on during take-off – and it didn’t do anyt