My cat is sad because it’s world cat day today so my other cats are partying, but he is too shy & awkward to join in
My cat is sad because life has given him many, many lemons & he cannot use them to make lemonade because he is a cat.
My cat is sad because there is an unexpected item in the bagging area
My cat is sad because there’s a parrot on our kitchen & I told him he’s the only cat who isn’t allowed to look at it.
My cat is sad because two of my other cats have lost their jobs and been reduced to dealing drugs in our kitchen.
My cat is sat because he’s remembering a time long ago when he still had friends & didn’t have to play twister alone.
Nao consegue fazer a gatinha falar com vc? – diga que vc e gay
Need to get out of the office more often? – take up smoking!
Need to settle an upset stomach? – try the caf!
O cerebro diz nao – siga seu coracao