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Want a secure career? – become a freelance journalist!
Want A Secure Career? Cat Meme

Want a secure career? – become a freelance journalist!

Want big muscles? try my exercise DVD – “the buffer solution”

Want karma? – say you like 9gag!

Want to hear a joke about sodium? – na.

Want to kill someone? – just ask god for forgiveness after

Want to learn more about radioactivity? – try looking at Porn

Want your class to have easy access to your power point lecture notes? – post them on smartsite!

Want your friends to stop making fun of you? – politely ask them to stop!

Was killing people on Alderaan – before Vader blew it up

Watching the new neighbours drive up in the moving van – fuck, their black