
Free Karma? Cat Meme
Free karma? – I didn’t even try
Free Karma? Cat Meme

Free karma? – I didn’t even try

Girlfriend takes her clothes off – go to a different room

Going out to lunch? please don’t get Chinese again – you ate my cousin last time

Have you heard the joke about nitrogen and oxygen? – no

Huge clu halloweed party – shut down by 11Pm

I ate hot pockets before they were cool – burnt the roof of my mouth

I climbed to the top of the corporate ladder – now I’m stuck

I don’t watch movies – I watch films

I got fired – for looking at kitty porn on my computer at work

I had a good night’s sleep onceĀ – it was awful