
I Spoke To Corporate About The Ellipsis Cat Meme
I spoke to corporate about the ellipsis – hr wants to see you, ASAP

I spoke to corporate about the ellipsis – hr wants to see you, ASAP

If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase – so i could unzip yo genes.

If you mix iron with a solution and get a Prussian blue, it’s probably cyanide. – If you have cyanide but no Jews, it’s probably Prussians.

If you’re happy and you know it – suck my dick

I’m a really smart with glasses – how cam I be smart, when I’m just a fucking cat

In my office – right meow!!!

Use a litterbox? Yeah, like I’m going to take a whiz through this $5000 suit! – come on!

UUH… – what was element 116 again?

Wanna hear a joke about nitric oxide? – no

Wanna hear a sodium, bromine, and oxygen joke? – “NaBr0”