
Of Course I’M Not Trying Cat Meme
Of course I’m not trying to poison you – now eat your Pb and jelly sandwich
Of Course I’M Not Trying Cat Meme

Of course I’m not trying to poison you – now eat your Pb and jelly sandwich

Our market share in the furniture business? – we’ve only just scratched the surface

Our office furniture is too nice – scratch that

Our profits were down last quarter, so we need to – excuse me, I see an open cupboard

Oxygen sodium sodium – what’s my name?

Please bring your laptop to the meeting – so i can sit on the keyboard

Please keep personal items tasteful

Please remove all food from the refrigerator on Friday so that it can be cleaned over the weekend

Please – turn in your badge at the front desk

# 1 rule of office parties – no fuckin balloons