
I Am Not Drunk Cat Meme
I am not drunk – just too lazy to move

I am not drunk – just too lazy to move

It’s so shiny – I must murder it

Liar! we’re going – we’re going to the vet, not Mc

Look at my fucking balls – look.

I still can’t see – us ever being friends.

I Swear if this bitch keeps holding me – I am going to claw her face

I traveled the universe once – I hated it.

I would sleep on that expensive king-size bed – but there aren’t any folded clothes or newspapers on top of it.

Ian – I think you ment Ion.

I’m glad you’re up – I’ve put all of your folded shirts on the floor for you.