
Mary: I Got Pregnant Without Sex Cat Meme
Mary: I got pregnant without sex – because pregnancy after sex is too mainstream
Mary: I Got Pregnant Without Sex Cat Meme

Mary: I got pregnant without sex – because pregnancy after sex is too mainstream

Meow mix? – I told you fancy feast damn it!

Mother is mad that your pregnant – tell her it’s alright because it’s your father’s

My business card? – I’ll turn around so you can sniff it

Need some excitement in the bedroom? – crack!

Oh god – it’s fig newton

Out of plutonium? – better drink my own uranium

Puns? – oh, you mean paronomasia

Studying iron [III] oxide? – I’m a bit busy on that subject

Studying? too mainstream