
Awkward Around Others? Cat Meme
Awkward around others? – learn social skills from Jersey shore
Awkward Around Others? Cat Meme

Awkward around others? – learn social skills from Jersey shore

Bitch, please – IDGAF

But I wanted to look outside

Can I come in the box? – no. You won’t fit. You are too fat.

Can’t write a funny caption for a meme – make a new meme

Cat commandments: if you fits you sits

Cat suck at jumping

Cat truth: “chirping out the window at birds”
Experts say: chattering is a reflex motion in anticipation of hunting.
The truth: your cat is actually a bird and wants to hang out with other birds. How did you not realize you bought a bird instead of a cat? You dummy.

Cat truth: “kneading with its paws”
Experts say: as kittens, cat will knead their mother’s stomach to product milk, and this is most likely a leftover trait from kittenhood. it might also be an instinctual part of settling down to sleep.
The truth: your cat saw an ad for baking classes in the local paper and wants to enroll. Write a check for $350 immediately.

Cat truth: “making squinty eyes at you”
Expert says: cats quint at you when they’re content. Slowly closing their eyes at you is a sign of trust.
The truth: your cat’s eyes are overly sensitive to the sun and it’s squinting because it wants a new pair of Ray-Ban clubmasters. Get to shoppin.