Cat Truth ” Chirping Out The Window” Cat Meme

Cat truth chirping out the window

 

Cat Truth ” Chirping Out The Window” Cat Meme

Cat truth: “chirping out the window at birds”

Experts say: chattering is a reflex motion in anticipation of hunting.

The truth: your cat is actually a bird and wants to hang out with other birds.  How did you not realize you bought a bird instead of a cat? You dummy.

Cat Truth ” Chirping Out The Window” Cat Meme

 

Cat Truth “Kneading With Its Paws” Cat Meme

Cat truth kneading with its paws

 

Cat Truth “Kneading With Its Paws” Cat Meme

Cat truth: “kneading with its paws”

Experts say: as kittens, cat will knead their mother’s stomach to product milk, and this is most likely a leftover trait from kittenhood. it might also be an instinctual part of settling down to sleep.

The truth: your cat saw an ad for baking classes in the local paper and wants to enroll. Write a check for $350 immediately.

Cat Truth “Kneading With Its Paws” Cat Meme

 

Cat Truth “Making Squinty Eyes At You” Cat Meme

Cat truth making squinty

 

Cat Truth “Making Squinty Eyes At You” Cat Meme

Cat truth: “making squinty eyes at you”

Expert says: cats quint at you when they’re content. Slowly closing their eyes at you is a sign of trust.

The truth: your cat’s eyes are overly sensitive to the sun and it’s squinting because it wants a new pair of Ray-Ban clubmasters. Get to shoppin.

Cat Truth “Making Squinty Eyes At You” Cat Meme

 

Cat Truth “Nowhere To Be Found” Cat Meme

Cat truth nowhere to be found

 

Cat Truth “Nowhere To Be Found” Cat Meme

Cat truth: “nowhere to be found, no matter how hard you look:

Experts say: cats are good at hiding. Maybe he’s under your bed?

The truth: cats are time travelers. Yours is probably in feudal China right now. Don’t worry, he’ll come home soon (maybe)

Cat Truth “Nowhere To Be Found” Cat Meme

 

Cat Truth “One Leg Extended” Cat Meme

Cat truth one leg extended

 

Cat Truth “One Leg Extended” Cat Meme

Cat truth “one leg extended during bath time”.

Experts say: your cat is raising its leg to more easily clean itself.

The truth: forget baking classes, your cat want to learn to play the cello now. It’s emulating the act of playing cello to get your attention. Write a check for $8,000 immediately.

Cat Truth “One Leg Extended” Cat Meme

 

Cat Truth “Raised Butt” Cat Meme

Cat truth raised butt

 

Cat Truth “Raised Butt” Cat Meme

Cat truth: “raised Butt in your face”

Experts say: tail sniffing is normal between felines, and this is your cat’s way of saying hello to you.

The truth: your cat just cleaned its butt and ant to show it off to you. Look at the sparkling clean butt and say, “very nice but, cat. Good job.”

Cat Truth “Raised Butt” Cat Meme

 

Cat Truth “Rolling Back And Forth” Cat Meme

Cat Truth Rolling back and forth

 

Cat Truth “Rolling Back And Forth” Cat Meme

Cat truth: “rolling back and forth on the carpet”.

Expert say: your cat is showing submission or inviting you to play.

The truth: your cat ate some bad Thai food and is writhing in pain. Stop feeding it so much Pad See Ew.

Cat Truth “Rolling Back And Forth” Cat Meme